#astroweenie tree (mound?) spotted on The Love Boat! #MCSC

#astroweenie tree (mound?) spotted on The Love Boat! #MCSC

This winning game brought to you by the power of SATAN. #666 (I only left 3 pins standing that whole game!) (at Albany Bowl)

This winning game brought to you by the power of SATAN. #666 (I only left 3 pins standing that whole game!) (at Albany Bowl)

God damn me if I don’t get at least ONE new dress made for #tikioasis this year. I’ve queued up my motivation for the next hour and 40 minutes. Let’s make this happen!

God damn me if I don’t get at least ONE new dress made for #tikioasis this year. I’ve queued up my motivation for the next hour and 40 minutes. Let’s make this happen!

Sometimes Doris is ridiculous in really sweet ways.

Sometimes Doris is ridiculous in really sweet ways.

Everybody’s got a damn sex tape these days.  (at Contra Costa Stadium Cinemas)

Everybody’s got a damn sex tape these days. (at Contra Costa Stadium Cinemas)

I always wanted an #NPR neck tattoo. #allthingsconsidered #bigfan Don’t worry, it’s fake. I mean, I DO love me some NPR, but I’d sooner get a Terry Gross chest piece. Maybe something heroic, involving dragons and Jay-Z.  (at Duncan/Channon)

I always wanted an #NPR neck tattoo. #allthingsconsidered #bigfan Don’t worry, it’s fake. I mean, I DO love me some NPR, but I’d sooner get a Terry Gross chest piece. Maybe something heroic, involving dragons and Jay-Z. (at Duncan/Channon)

On July 19th, me and my fellow Dames are joining forces with the Alameda Museum to celebrate the first official #PhyllisDiller Day with a huge #vintageclothing sale!  (at The Alameda Museum)

On July 19th, me and my fellow Dames are joining forces with the Alameda Museum to celebrate the first official #PhyllisDiller Day with a huge #vintageclothing sale! (at The Alameda Museum)

The man on the radio was talking about electric turbines, but because of his accent, he pronounced it “electric turbans” — which is going to be the name of my new band.
I tore through @mimipondovereasy’s in two days, staying up late last night to finish it. I dreamt that she had written a sequel and when I woke up and realized there was no more to read, I was so sad. Here is her book on one of the famous fabric Superfund Site #BART seats. An ode to the East Bay. (at El Cerrito del Norte)

I tore through @mimipondovereasy’s in two days, staying up late last night to finish it. I dreamt that she had written a sequel and when I woke up and realized there was no more to read, I was so sad. Here is her book on one of the famous fabric Superfund Site #BART seats. An ode to the East Bay. (at El Cerrito del Norte)

Quite possibly, the greatest hat of ALL TIME. #dreampet #noveltyhat #raffia

Quite possibly, the greatest hat of ALL TIME. #dreampet #noveltyhat #raffia